Hey, remember Purdue Harbor?
It is one of the recurring nightmares that keeps Buckeye football paranoia buzzing. Losing to Purdue has been inexcusable since 1967, when Purdue was every bit of the program Ohio State was. Since then, they have...separated themselves.
That makes the events of Purdue Harbor inexplicable. Welcome to Fear Itself. Here's our premise:
Buckeye football nightmares are justified anxiety for the simple fact that they're syndicated. These terrible events have actually happened - numerous times - so we know they can and will exist.
The threat is real and it is to be feared.