Anyone else stay up to watch that San Jose vs. Vegas finish?
why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) April 17, 2014
Too bad none of these games matter all that much when we know the Cup is coming to Columbus anyway.
Get dumped then, Bruins.
ICYMI
Word of the Day: Selcouth.
KINDERGARTEN TO THE LEAGUE. Dre'Mont Jones has been such a delightful human being ever since he was five-years old that his kindergarten teacher stayed in his life to support him.