The biggest sign yet Kobe Bryant should already be retired is it's headline news when he dunks.
But here we are cheering an unrepentant sociopath as he takes a final lap of NBA arenas as if the 37-year-old's decrepit game wouldn't revile his 18-year-old former self.
For one play on Thursday night, however, Bryant turned back the clock to 2013 against the Houston Rockets:
Routine by NBA standards, but still not shabby for a 37-year-old dad with bad knees that's returning from an Achillies rupture. It was most noteworthy because it was Mamba's first dunk of the 2015 season, a feat which judging their reaction the Lakers hadn't even seen in practice:
Full Lakers bench reaction to Kobe's slam pic.