I'm terribly sorry if you grew accustomed to the clean and timely prose of my substitutes, but I have officially returned from the Mouse's House to reclaim my throne. Deal with it.
Word of the Day: Aberrant.
MUCH-NEEDED APOLOGY. It seems I managed to go on vacation through an entire three-act narrative of someone in the media saying something dumb, getting flamed online for it, and then eating crow.
But I'm back at my keyboard, and I'm pleased to bring you the final resolution – Dan Orlovsky has personally apologized to Justin Fields for his comments questioning Fields' work ethic.