Marionaire lifehack: Order your Cinco de Mayo margaritas on the rocks and not frozen; otherwise the person responsible for making your margarita is liable to spit in it. Don't ask me how I came to possess this knowledge, but it's true.
ICYMI:
- Backup QB Stephen Collier tore his ACL during the spring game and is expected to miss the 2016 season.
- Searching for Big Dru: What Toledo's Drushaun Humphrey was, and what he could've been.
REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS, YOU SAY? Spring football is over, as is the 2016 NFL Draft.