Hump Day clocks in at No. 7 in the Day of the Week rankings, which means it's never bowl-eligible. Mondays (No. 6) sometimes sneak into three-day weekends. Mondays can flash, like Purdue.
Tuesday/Thursday is purgatory, but at least you have fresh weekend memories or anticipation to distract you. At 11W, Wednesdays are too late to write about the previous weekend and too soon to preview what's coming. Wednesday is our editorial calendar's short straw.
On Facebook, every comment to my Wednesday columns following a crushing Buckeye L is some iteration of geez move on, they loose a game sometime's your obsessing too much.