You would think that after a year of being wrong on just about every major Big Ten prediction, we'd realize the futility of such designs.
But that's what boring, rational people would do. We prefer to be bold, like Guy Fieri wrestling a shark on a runaway roller coaster.
So let's get crazy and take a stab at some bold predictions for the 2016 season. Yeah, the one that's like eight months away. Hopefully you won't remember these by Labor Day, anyway.