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Before The Game, Threat Level Simply Wants Everyone to Step Back, Take a Deep Breath, and Acknowledge That Michigan Football Should Get the Death Penalty

Michigan football is desperate.

I know that traditionally in the week leading up to The Game, it's de rigueur for college football internet opinion-havers like myself to wax poetic about sports and life and whatever. We sling crap and make jokes for the entire rest of the season, but for one week a year we get very serious indeed to make sure that everyone understands the gravity of the rivalry in a sociocultural sense, stretching back over time and space as it has for well over a hundred years now. An invisible thread that goes past you, and your dad, and his mom, and her family, and.