52 years ago today, Neil Armstrong became the first man to step foot on the on the large igneous space rock we love to know as The Moon.
As legend would have it, he promptly claimed it for the Great State of Ohio. You can celebrate with an out-of-this-world shirt (dad jokes on point today) and take a cool 20% off with the code OURMOON21, if you're into that sort of thing.
Nothing like a little shameless promotion to kick off the morning, am I right?
Word of the Day: Obloquy.
CAN'T DIE YET.