I've mentioned this before, but I used to live in Japan.
Rural, southern Japan to be exact, and that carries with it all the weird assumptions and stereotypes that come with living in the rural American south. I could go on for a while about the strangely comforting sight of a couple of Japanese dudes working on a crappy pickup truck in front of a soybean field, but for the purposes of this article it suffices to say that there was a 13 hour time difference and the internet sucked.
But I still wanted to watch Ohio State football.