Oh heck, look who it is! Back at it again after all these months!
So what was I gonna do, say no to the newly married man? Fifty bucks is fifty bucks, and I know how much Kevin looks up to me, so here you go: an Official Johnny Ginter Skull Session, brought to you by the guy who fell asleep one time in the middle of writing one.
Back in my day writing these things, I wasn't concerned about petty things like "copyright violations" and "actual news." I wrote hundreds of words based on stupid puns and reviewed the finales of television shows on an ostensibly Ohio State sports-themed web blog simply because I could; unencumbered by your petty notions of content, I was truly free to write and to create and to make whatever dumbass MS Paint idea popped into my addled, mushy brain.