6 Reasons Why Ohio State Football Will Always Be Better Than Michigan

Only six? Well, that’ll just have to do.

You likely don’t need any convincing if you’re reading this article, but we’re here to show you just why Ohio State will have Michigan's number in college football from here to eternity. Here’s our list of 6 Reasons Why Ohio State Football Will Always Be Better Than Michigan.

1. Michigan's band plays music. The BEST Damn Band In The Land plays the crowd.

https://youtu.be/o-T9Qu2ojmM

2. We never employed this guy.

3. Michigan hasn't won a non-split, claimed national championship since Abbott and Costello met Frankenstein

4. We don't recruit mediocre running backs to play quarterback.

5. Last time we checked, seven Heismans is greater than three.

6. Our head coach can hold down a steady job. Theirs?

Not so much.

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