When the NFL schedule is released each year, we're not learning who teams are playing, but when they're playing them. Given the ebbs and flows of an NFL season, that's still important.
I'm sure you've been inundated with schedule takes (or taeks, for your Internet-savvy people) already, with analysts telling you which team is going to go 13-3, and which one is going to poop itself after making the playoffs last season.
Well, hold on tight, because I'm here to give you some more takes.
(Guys, it's April. And we're waiting for the draft to start.