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Walk-Offs, Super Twos, Momentum, Oh My!

You will forgive any typos as I write from the Land of Infusions with an IV on my left hand. (Do Romans call this a "4"?) Worry not, though: You can pick up much of what you need from context, especially if you understand the code. I have figured out that:

  • "vsll" means "ball"
  • "Fwjwi Ssvis" means "Rajai Davis"
  • "Ezrpdsynfki" either means "Rzepczynski" or else it means that I am having a seizure

Thus, if you read that "Fwjwi Ssvis took a vsll from Marc Ezrpdsynfki," you will understand.