Sing it, boys...
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
12 different starters
11K in attendance
10mil for Butler
9 starts for Chris Smith
8 damn relievers
7 dumb-ass trustees
6 different closers
5 inning pitchers...
{dramatic pause}
4 Barreto errors
3 straight losing seasons
2 Matts on the corners
and a stadium no one can build.
HAPPY 59TH BIRTHDAY, RICKEY! And happy holidays, AN!