To think like MLB sometimes is to think with a randomness that combines reckless disregard for fans and players alike with a complete dearth of reason. Just something to ponder while the Astros and Royals play a Sunday ALDS game not broadcast on any TV channel.
The Chase Utley slide into Ruben Tejada showcased just the latest reminder that MLB needs to overhaul its rules and how it evaluates them. The problem wasn't the definition, or interpretation, of the "neighborhood play". The problem is that a runner is allowed to use a slide to low bridge a fielder.