LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - OCTOBER 30: A cutout of former Major League Baseball player Jose Canseco is displayed at the newly opened Jose Canseco's Showtime Car Wash on October 30, 2019 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/Getty Images)
Oh, Jose Canseco. It would be impossible to create someone such as he as a fictional character as they would be considered too ridiculous to be plausible. However, despite his occasional bursts of insanity on Twitter, he has been a paragon of truth when it comes to the Steroid Era and, oddly, Alex Rodriguez‘s relationship with Jennifer Lopez.