You may have gathered that I am none too impressed with the current generation.
"Um, that’s a lot of letters to type, so I’m just gonna go with ‘ur’ mm-kay?"
"Down in front!!! I’m trying to take a selfie!"
Apparently the antidote to a generation that somehow has a shorter attention span than the one before — that would be the one which helped ADHD medications like Ritalin take off like a Khris Davis moon shot — is to cater to it by making the game go faster.
And of course to make the games "end already, ok?