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Happy Thursday, Turkeys!

Related Topics: Winter Meetings, Kwanzaa, Toaster

One has to be careful about holidays, as it’s easy to offend. For example, next month we will not insensitively declare a celebration specifically of Christmas, or Chanukah, or Kwanzaa, but rather we will renew our e’ver hopeful anticipation that perhaps this year Blez will finally get me a pony. The fact that each of the past 12 years have all come and gone with nothing but the pitter-patter of extreme disappointment is of no consequence. Hope winters eternal! Plan B: Can you fit a CFer and a RFer in a stocking?

So today I stick with the glorious facts: today we celebrate because it’s Thursday and after all, around this time of year some pilgrims put a flag on a rock to say "You can’t be here any more because we want to be!