Athletics Nation · Jul 26, 2024
Elephant Rumblings: Miller out, Stripling up, draftees signed
Happy Friday, Athletics Nation!
A’s closer extraordinaire Mason Miller pulled a Luzardo of sorts, breaking his left pinky by pounding a padded table in a moment of frustration after Monday’s game against the Astros. It may seem like a careless mistake on Miller’s part, but Melissa Lockard correctly pointed out that this, like everything else, is actually John Fisher’s fault.
John Fisher is the Babe Ruth contract sale, Billy goat, dehydrated monkey paw of baseball owners. There is no other explanation for this level of cursed. https://t.co/SPypS9MmNa