Zito going 12-6 was pure art...
Matt Chapman is marketable, just sayin’...
MLB: “how can we grow as a sport?”
Fans: “Trout is the greatest player ever, so you could market h-“
MLB: “the games HAVE to be shorter!”
Fans: “well no, we just want the players to be market-“
MLB: “robot umps would be cool?”
Fans: “no, just-“
MLB: “PLAYOFF EXPANSION!!!!”— Matt Klug (@MattKlug33) February 10, 2020Not bad, cod do batter...
Ok, weeks ago I wrote a story that (I'm paraphrasing) said it was stupid they were gonna call the team the Mackerel, since mackerel don't get fished here, yet everyone knows sturgeon do.