Look, while we all love screaming “Tommy NO!” at the television regardless of who the quarterback is, and you will never persuade me that it’s not Clifford Jefferson or Preston Jackson when I see a DB jawing at the opposition, it’s (occasionally) enjoyable to know who is actually on the field too!
No need for fancy introductions. Here’s your guide for the players you’ll most likely see on Labor Day playing against L’ville.
Quarterback
#12 Ian Book – He’s good. Use the words I’m saving you from reading to think of new puns.