Wow, as tired as I am today, I sure am happy to be home. I can’t believe simply flying from Chicago to Denver and back could bring such frustration and stress and anxiety, but alas, my good friends at American Airlines saw to that.
Oh wow, American Airlines. I forgot I’m on hold with them trying to complain about my experience. Let’s see if that’s still the case..
*picks up phone*
*hears soul-crushingly generic hold music*
Welp, I’ve really gotta jump on this weekly call. I’ve got a feeling they’ll finally answer while I’m busy with that, and hang up on me.