*groggily wakes up, checks the clock, and realizes how late he overslept*
Oh Goddamnit! I knew after the holiday weekend I was going to be too tired to stay up until my normal bedtime on Sunday night!
*frantically attempts to comb hair and put on a polo to go with the gym shorts he slept in*
But noooo, I had to watch that Harry Potter quiz show, and watch some Sunday Night Football, and just mess around on Twitter and whatnot until midnight. I’m such an IDIOT!!
Okay, welp, hopefully I look almost presentable — doesn’t matter now, it’s time to start the meeting.