Notre Dame Beats Clemson: A Story In Limericks

Five limericks to summarize Notre Dame’s win over the No. 5 team in the country. Enjoy.

There once was a man named Mason
Who taught all his players to hasten
When chasing down punts
Like beasts on the hunt
And Clemson was suddenly chastened

Audric would drag many men
While Logan ran with such zen
With Chris in the mix
To help move the sticks
They were called a three-headed dragon

There once was a man named Ben
Who sealed a Notre Dame win
With a pick-6 so splendid
It seems he ascended
And Irish nation said “Amen”

96-YARD PICK SIX!