First things first, this article is in no way a means to distract me from Notre Dame’s loss last weekend. So quit asking.
As a true journalist (read: unqualified blogger), I wanted to evaluate this Notre Dame football team in a way that no one has before.
NFL analysts love to come up with player comparisons for draft prospects. So I thought I would compare Notre Dame players to characters in horror movies. ‘Tis the season.
Khalid Kareem (Defensive End)
Character Comparison: Michael Myers, Halloween
As a talented defensive end, Kareem stalks quarterbacks every Saturday.