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Worst Dressed

There is not much to say about Northwestern’s opening game against Tulane other than they got their butts kicked very badly and it stunk. The Green Wave won 23-3 and it could have beenworse than that. Maybe only General Edward Parkenham can claim to have had more unpleasant days in New Orleans.

The Northwestern offense, which even in good years merely exists to distastefully score points because it is not technically legal to win a college football game by a contest of sprinting into an opposing running back the most, did not impress in the debut of new transfer quarterback Preston Stone.