Northwestern's new quarter-billion dollar sports facility sits under water, only accessible by private submarine. There, athletes have access to the Big Ten's heaviest weights, wettest pools, and cutting-edge virtual reality displays where they take the field to explore game situations from routine plays to extreme scenarios where they are cloned and must destroy the most dangerous opponent of all: themselves.
they will cause an epistemological crisis between themselves and their
VR doppelgangers with names like Bryntch Laserman
Pat Fitzgerald's office is in a hollowed out volcano.