Bring Your Champions, They're Our Meat · Jul 13, 2018
THE NBA DRAFT LOTTERY IS A VILE ABOMINATION
There is a certain joy in a bad basketball team. If the Bulls only featured several young players to get unreasonably excited about, Stacey King testing out his groan-inducing catchphrases, Robin Lopez reacting to technical fouls like he has been bombarded by gamma rays, and Cameron Payne, who has style his hair so it is always going in the opposite direction that his body was comically flailing in some parallel universe Buster Keaton film, it would have been enough for us.