On Friday December 29th at approximately 3:40 pm in Nashville, Tenn. a game of American Football started. It took nearly four hours for the game to finish.
Football games are not rational creatures. There is too much human error on a college football field for rationality. We expect chaos and absurdity to reign supreme, sometimes Bad plays are made, passes are dropped, and games are lost. However, most games on a fairly normal spectrum of dumbness. This game was beyond comparison. It was off the charts.
Let’s roll through a greatest hits list.
1st Quarter
The Kentucky player who flipped Bennett Skowronek after the play was over, posisbly knocking Skowronek out of the game.