They say you can write anything on SB Nation now. They say, even if it’s weird, it fits with the brand.
From my point of view, SB Nation has sent a message. They wish to see the depths of imagination, making the cup of absurd sportswriting runneth over and flood the interwebs with speculative fiction. Okay then. The ball is in Inside NU’s court.
It is the morning of July 10th in the Chicago suburb of Winnetka, Illinois.