Whatever it is Northwestern and Iowa do, it is not playing football. It would be more accurate to say that the Big Ten continuously allows them to commit football against each other, the Greater Chicagoland Metropolitan Area, and whatever bar happened to have their TV permanently stuck on ESPN2 after Lenny hit the TV with his pool cue again while demonstrating his Steven Seagal barfight techniques and that son-of-a-bitch never paid for it he didn't.
Last Saturday, a howling wind from the south and two offenses that acted like they were Napoleonic generals terrified to cross the end zones and move too far from their supplies of gatorade and butt towels.
IOWA AND NORTHWESTERN FIGHT TO THE DEATH OF FOOTBALL
