Beware to all, for the Rutger will cometh

Every once in a while, Inside NU’s Tristan Jung writes a pointless, pseudo-intellectual column about Rutgers sports. He hails from New York and has attended a Rutgers basketball game in person. Unlike most Big Ten writers, he also knows actual Rutger fans.

“Never believe a writer. Listen to them, by all means, but never believe them.” - The Langolier

They are coming through the floorboards. They are rising from the ashes, exploiting every loophole, finding every inefficiency to TAKE YOU DOWN. Rutgers, resplendent, glorious Rutger, its ‘s’ restored, has two straight Big Ten victories.