Sippin' on Purple legend Loretta8 makes a dramatic return to assess the early-season state of Northwestern and Big Ten basketball.
What up, suckaaaas! It's been a while since I wrote anything on here, but with the basketball team looking somewhat respectable, the time was right for a dramatic return.
Before I get started: shout-out to everyone in this community, you're a truly special bunch. There hasn't been a collection of egomaniacs, self-promoters and insufferable know-it-alls like you guys in the same place since the last time Dan Dakich dined alone. But seriously, I love you all.
Okay, on to basketball.