1. Eating
2. Sleeping
3. Drinking
Obviously, none of these things truly matter. Also, by choosing to watch this game, you tacitly admit that doing any of these things is less important than the two hours invested into Northwestern crushing a DII team.
4. New Zealand
5. Saturdays
6. Duke basketball
I think we can all agree on No. 6.
7. Milk
8. That feeling when you’ve lost something forever but you still believe it’s behind that one object.
9. Professional squash
10. Life Cereal
11.