Despite the fact that I wrote an article last week examining the ‘Cats’ early season struggles over the last few season, mostly ending in good mid and late-season runs, I’m (entirely seriously) giving up on Northwestern football. The ‘Cats are on pace to go 1-11. It’ll probably happen, so what's the point? Here are some reasons why you, the faithful Northwestern supporter who happens upon this post, should not consume anything related to Wildcat football:
1. Northwestern has a lot of other sports worthy of your attention
This one is pretty self-explanatory.