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Also, luckily enough, there are almost as many football games as there are Democratic candidates for president in 2020! Here are your 2019 Northwestern Football Opponents at 2020 Democratic Primary Candidates. Happy debating!
Week 1 — Stanford Cardinal: Cory Booker
After being previously compared to Northwestern for his elite credentials and somewhat nerdy attributes and given his past as a Stanford tight end in the late ‘80s, it’s safe to say Booker’s a Cardinal at heart.