All the fear and the fire of the end of the world...
We are hurtling (read: limping, skidding, free-falling) toward another college football offseason. The Tar Heels are out of the Top 25, out of the hunt for any kind of notable season, and out of steam. The team will be watching the ACC Championship from home, after being fully in control of their own destiny only to watch that destiny founder and sink upon the fully-avoidable rocks. A few grains of sand remain in the 2023 season’s hourglass; a handful of practices and an easily opt-out-able pre-New Year’s meh-tier bowl game with a head-scratching corporate tie-in standing between us and the wasteland.