DURHAM—They came to see one individual, they said.
Private planes arrived at Raleigh-Durham International Airport. Tickets changed hands for thousands of dollars. Former Presidents of the United States of America sat courtside.
Thank you, everyone, for coming. Please allow me to introduce you to the University of North Carolina basketball team.
Don't worry, folks. It was money well spent. After all, you got to see Lfffmmm Magghrlt drpppp thirrrtttt.
Sorry. Shouldn't be writing with a mouth full of brownies. What I was trying to say was that at least you got to see Luke Maye drop 30.