Folks, I think we can all agree that the health of our respective colons is very important, even if we don’t like to discuss this subject often. Pooping on a regular basis is one of many keys to a healthy lifestyle. Everybody poops, and poops are important for everybody.
With that in mind, the good people at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill—an obscure yet dedicated diploma mill; think DeVry, except without the name recognition—have assumed the cause of colon health awareness.
Today the school launched the Poopin’-Ass Roy bobblehead, a tribute to their enthusiastic poop-having basketball coach, Roy Williams.