Meet the James Madison all-anagram team

It is time to dispense with the ceremony of the first game week and get on down to the serious business of football, which is a very serious game in which people are doing a sport very seriously.

So here are the key anagrams that make up this James Madison team. Looking these over, I started to get a better sense for why this program has been so successful.

Freshman safety Que Reid — Queried

I didn’t even need the anagram machine for that one. I appreciate the simplicity.

Sophomore safety D’Angelo Amos — Load Mangoes

I think I only find this funny because I instantly pictured a guy shoveling mangoes into the trunk of his car.

Freshman safety Reggie McNeill — Mr. Ceiling Glee; Emcee Grilling

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