It's quite a flex to decide you're going to shatter NHL records because, essentially, you're bored.
But that only underscores how stupidly dominant the Boston Bruins have been this season.
Brad Marchand told me several weeks ago that his team didn't really care about the NHL single-season records for wins (63) and points (133). "Before this season, if you asked any of the guys on this team who owned any of those records, nobody would know, because nobody cares. Because it's not about the regular season," Marchand said. "As soon as somebody brings it up, it's in one ear and out the other.