NHL All-Star weekend is upon us. The pond-hockey format features the most skilled players in the league showing off their stuff.
Oh, and John Scott, too.
Scott and his fan-voted satirical spot aside, you won't find any duds on the All-Star teams at the three-on-three pond-hockey tournament featuring squads from the league's four divisions, the Atlantic, Metropolitan, Pacific and Central.
But there are plenty of duds to pick from for this collection of players—the anti-All-Stars. These are NHLers who have performed so poorly up to the all-star break that they should be forced to vacation in Siberia over the next few days rather than some hot beach in the tropics.