(As written in the style of classical Chinese literature)
All Bucs are Brothers
Chapter I
Tom Brady arrived at the "water margin" of the Tampa Marsh soon after his narrow escape from the northern kingdom. He hoped to join the Buccaneers who made their hideout there, so he sent a football whistling with pinpoint accuracy across the reeds toward their hidden fortress.
Within minutes, two young Buccaneers rowed ashore to greet him.
"We recognize you," one of them said. "You are Tom Brady, who is nicknamed the Welcome Rain because you flooded the northern kingdom with great riches and glory, and also the Preening Goat for obvious reasons.