(In a dimly lit church basement somewhere in America...)
AARON: Good evening everyone, and welcome to quarterback relationship counseling. Let's all welcome our new member, Jared.
GROUP: Hi Jared!
JARED: Hi everyone. Well, it all started when I hurt my thumb. I rushed back and played hurt in two playoff games, but my partner Sean didn't seem all that eager to put me back in the lineup. I hate to say it, but (sobbing) I think he wants to leave me for a young scrambler!
RODGERS: Thank you for sharing. I know that was difficult.