by Cale Clinton
THE ULTIMATE INSULT
"Dean Spanos -- The Mark Davis Haircut of NFL Owners"
-- Los Angeles Chargers controlling owner Dean Spanos gets roasted hard by a banner flown over the Chargers game on Sunday. We should note that this was flown before Spanos' father Alex passed away on Tuesday. (SD Sign Guy via Twitter)
A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
"That's never happened to me. It doesn't happen. So I'm going to evaluate it but I'm going to [chalk] it up to something that is an anomaly in life that I've never even been a part of.