"Is this a must-win Sunday?
-- A (fortunately) anonymous reporter, asking a dumb question to an Atlanta Falcons player ahead of Super Bowl LI on Sunday. (Zak Keefer, Indianapolis Star)
WAITED WEEKS TO MAKE THIS JOKE
"What a great Pro Bowl! AFC wins and I double my yearly win total all in the same night!
-- Cleveland Browns Pro Bowl left tackle Joe Thomas, celebrating the AFC's win. (Joe Thomas, Twitter)
*CHECKS MAP FOR NEW ENGLAND*… WAIT
"When they picked me, I had to look on a map to see where the New England Patriots played.