The Ultimate Plan for the NFL to Regain the High Ground

It's been an interesting few years for the NFL. And by interesting, I mean awful.

There was Deflategate, which spawned a civil war between Iron Man and Captain America, er, Roger Goodell and Robert Kraft. The case, incredibly, is still going. It won't die. Beings infused with the gift of immortality look at Deflategate and say, "I'm jealous."

The league has also recently shown a Trump-ian ability to be tone-deaf. Goodell said you could get hurt sitting on the couch. Jerry Jones went truther on CTE. Jim Irsay compared the dangers of football to aspirin. His daughter said something just as baffling in 2015.

There's another CTE lawsuit. We still don't know exactly what a catch is. There were the…