Peyton Manning just retired. The Internet needs a football player to provoke endless, irrational debates. It's the coal that drives our engine. You drew the short straw, Cam. In fact, you sprained our wrists wrenching the short straw from our clenched palms last month.
You drew a giant golden target on your customized cleats, lost a Super Bowl, grimaced and pouted through a postgame presser. It was practically a job interview for being the next Peyton Manning, the guy we hate for the sake of hating.
Panthers Cam Newton barely answered questions and here he exits pic.