As history has proved time and again, waiting in the shadows around every good thing happening in the world is a jabroni staring into the middle distance as the gears of his mind rotate in a slow but dogged effort to figure out the dumbest way to muck it all up.
As citizens, we must remain vigilant and do our part to defend against these menaces. That's why it's particularly heartening to see the security staff at the Georgia Dome hard at work practicing its jabroni pursuit and takedown techniques ahead of Friday's preseason game between the Atlanta Falcons and Tennessee Titans.